Asshole's Invitational

A Brief History

This wonderful group of Assholes was created on June 22, 2017. As time has progressed and we have all gotten more comfortable in our Assholoe Skin, we have begun to evolve. Some of us are raising little assholes of our own, some of us have moved away for frozen wastelands known as Michigan, and some of us are still riding the coattails of the rest of the assholes.

Regardless of where you are in the world or how many demon spawns you have created, we can all agree on one thing. A properly maintained asshole requires some tender love and care. It needs to be treated properly with sticks and balls. This is where this webpage comes in.

Here we will discuss and plan the Annual Asshole's Invitational. An annual golf tournament where Assholes will be competing for the coveted Star Spangled Jacket.

THE INAUGURAL ASSHOLE'S INVITATIONAL

When: *TENTATIVELY* August 2-5 2024

Where: TBD

Events/Format of Tourny: TBD

If you have any suggestions for the tournament weekend, Send it to the SnapChat group

LOCATIONS

Working on it.

In the meantime, enjoy a picture of this Mountain Man in front of some mountains

FORMAT OPTIONS

The format options we can choose from will largely be determined by the number of rounds we decide to play but here are a few of the obvious choices we can choose from:

  • Strole Play

  • Match Play

  • 2-4 Man Scramble

  • Skins

Each round of play could give a certain number of points, or we could do an overall number of wins or any combination. If we do a Stroke Play event, do we implement a Random draw to decide who we play against or just have everyone's scores together and you get a certain number of points based on where your score ended in the leaderboard? These are things to be discussed in the Snap Group or found in the blog post section.

RULES

Do we want to implement extra rules into the event?

Rules such as:

  • For every beer/drink you consume during your round, you get a stroke off your final score

  • If you lose a ball, whichever club you just hit with, you will be unable to use that club for 2 holes.

  • The person/Team that loses the round of the day must wear a shirt chosen by the winning team the next day. (this one would require some forward thinking to pack your most absurd items for them to wear.)

Any additional rules can be determined on the day of the event obviously and side bets are ALWAYS encouraged.